Hmm. The ridged sole brings to mind something you'd find in an aquarium, maybe suctioned to a glass wall.

AMEN.

Will block off all of Wednesday to revel in his failure. God, I’m gonna reach my schadenfreude quota so early this year.

“their place of fitness” I'm going to start referring to everything like this. The Mexican restaurant is now my place of tacos.

Ooh, seems like that would have been ideal for Lip Tar.

Yeah, I'm curious to see how the new Lip Tars work with the doe foot applicator.

I will have to check it out. As a fellow pale person, I like the idea of a vampy neutral - neutral usually translates to “washed out” for me.

Oh yay, these are the two I've had my eye on!

Well that’s just the worst. Your feeling of safety and security is one of those things that takes a moment to shatter and ages to rebuild. But I hope neither of your experiences holds you back - we’ve gotta show men (especially the drunk white ones) that they don't own every space they occupy.

As someone who also just recently lost a Honda Civic to a wreck, I am taking a moment of silence for your loss. But mostly hoping you get back to feeling 100%!

Hmm. This is one of those situations where I’ve learned it’s better to trust my gut - whenever I’ve felt like I’m being played, it’s usually because I am. But those signals could be getting crossed with a fear of commitment and being hurt, so I’d say leave no stone unturned. Tell him how you feel, and if he doesn’t…

There was also an itty bitty trampoline just sort of hanging from the back? Idk, I feel like a good set of bungee cords should come with every car.

:( Sounds like you’re at a tipping point. Your emotions and your reaction to this whole situation seem to be telling you that maybe you want things to be more than casual? Could be worth it to put your cards on the table here.

Oh dang, I'm glad you're ok (even if you ARE a ghost, you seem to be more on the Casper end of the spectrum).

Ohh even better, thank you for reminding of this!

Ooh what shades of the Kat Von D lipstick do you have? I’m really wanting to try one of the darker colors, but they were out of stock at ALL my local ones at the holidays.

So after my car accident the other week, I finally heard my car was totaled, which is rude. So I am now the proud car mom of a used Honda Civic that I’m calling Fang in my head and sometimes out loud. But literally five minutes into my first drive, a mattress flies off the pickup in front of me. Luckily the lane next…

Yesss, I did my first test drive of Always Red on NYE and holy cow, it was a thing of beauty!

Happy to know what #BigBlockofCheeseDay is, but also had to stop watching West Wing because it was making me feel super inadequate both in my career and my witty banter. I’m never gonna be CJ.

Yah, it was the one posted below about the metamorphosis process and how memories are retained even as caterpillars dissolve into amino acid goop in their cocoons. And that’s my fav episode and now I feel like such a GODDAMN POSER. Though the experiment was actually conducted with moths. So.