Oh fuck me, I think I know which episode of Radiolab they’re talking about too.

I think I found it all.

Oh gosh, no thank you.

Just some gnarly bruises - like idk if my right boob is ever gonna get back to its normal color, but I am pretty darn grateful for the seatbelt that made it just a bruise instead of something more serious.

Thanks!!

Got my ass kicked in a car accident early this week, so I’m borrowing my mom’s car until I hear whether mine is totaled. Her headlights work different than mine, so I’ve managed to kill her battery. And that nice little jumpstart kit my dad got me for Christmas? Sitting in my goddamn wrecked car in some godforsaken…

I just bought one, first time ever. So now if I win, it’s clear after reading this thread that I’ll have to come back for ideas of where to donate.

I had a dream that, while shopping in Victoria’s Secret, my v straight best friend told me that she was getting married to a woman in May. I said I thought she was just rushing things after a bad break up, but could I meet this woman she cared enough about to MARRY? And she said she was worried none of us would like…

So way off the topic of fashion here, but does anyone else know that one person who just flies off the handle at the mention of Courtney Love, Yoko Ono, or whoever Elliott Smith’s partner was? And then you have to stop yourself from shaking them vigorously by the shoulders and yelling that these women weren’t demons…

I ask the hardhitting questions.

I laughed even harder once I clicked through because I still had no idea who they were.

IF ONLY

Elizabella. Elizabella? ELIZABELLA??!?!

Do you mean to say you are not filled with a sense of wonder whenever you walk out your door? According to filmmakers, you could be anywhere... A large portion of Africa. Literally any part of Europe. Definitely Asia. Possibly Narnia.

BUT they all speak with British accents to indicate that it’s set in parts exotic!

Don’t worry, Rocco, just wait until you’re 24 and you can lie in bed on a Sunday morning, eating three different types of cake for breakfast and resenting the fucked up relationship with food you have as a result of your mother’s crazy diet restrictions. Or something.

WebMD told me that my pain while swallowing was indicative of either gingivitis or AIDS, so I haven't gone back since. Feel better!

Is it not used correctly here? He was so confused/surprised by it that he didn’t really know how to react?

Whoa whoa whoa. Imma need Miley to step off.

Are you also single and living alone, friend?