McConnell on the Senate floor piously extolling the sacred republic damn near brought me to emesis. The fact he wasn’t struck dead by lightning proves there is no god.

I’m watching CNN and I’m weeping, literally. This? For this corrupt, deranged criminal? Over a blatant obvious lie? For all these mendacious, greedy, racist motherfuckers? I honestly don’t know if we can come back from this.

Every last one of you fuckers can burn in hell.

The rush of nostalgia I got off Season 3 of Stranger Things was unbelievable. There was nothing in the world like the 80s mall. 

Maxipads go on cunts, so this checks out.

This has a real Double Fine vibe (Costume Quest), but on checking out the page I see it’s actually the guy who made Tearaway.  I’m sold!

Fortunately right around when SBtB started was when I first got Nickelodeon and that had decent stuff at least.

perhaps i’m too retro, but just for this alone i still prefer a sheet of rhodia grid paper and a kerry mechanical pencil. i’ve done away with regular pencils for space. and pens that stain my pants pockets. so...

I’m really hoping this game pans out, I decided to just abandon caution to the wind and take the pre-order dive because I want to support the studio.

This makes me sad. Like I’m never gona tell people to not do what they love. But I’ve never understood collecting. Like I have stuff, but that’s what it is, stuff. I guess i was just taught or raised differently. My dad got me into video games, comics, action figures, but it wasn’t in a “collector’s” mindset. Comics…

This is disgusting.

Rich people ruin everything.

I had a similar experience with Earthbound. I was so psyched to find one for $50 in great shape that I almost pulled the trigger. Good luck in future collecting friend.   

I think it’s pretty obvious that the name was the issue. Poo is the name of a Nintendo character, yes, but “Pile of Poo” is clearly suggesting something else. If he has an offline copy of the level, would it really take more than a half hour to rebuild it?

turtles are long-lived creatures.

TLDR:

You can choose any one of the reactions you listed, but regardless you’re getting number 2. 

at least they found the poopertrator

“What’s an F5 poop tornado like?”