Did you ever play either of the Neutopia titles on the TG-16? 

I NEVER KNEW THE GODDAMN ELBOW WAS SO EFFECTIVE AGAINST ABOBO!

I want to give a star for this so damn bad, but you are at the optimum level of stars right now.

Underwhelming is the most appropriate word. 

Yeah, but I default to the sentiment that if you act like a shithead you leave with a split head. Violence should never be the answer but actions have consequences and sometimes getting the crap knocked out of you serves as a corrective action to and deterrent for said shitheadery.

Over pricing a console is a huge handicap just ask the 3DS, Vita, and PS3.

I keep hearing about this ‘Asshole Goose Game’ coming to Switch...this was not what I expected!

So you suck on in for a while until you get this oozing explosion of salty goodness.

I’m feeling this comment so much right now. It’s not just that they cheated to get in, but who else did they CHEAT OUT of the opportunity to go there. They stole someone else’s spot. Someone who, perhaps, is more deserving because of their own merits and not because mommy and daddy are well beyond financially secure.…

“...I don’t want to be shouted at during my private time..”

This sounds like it could be the prologue for Sushi Striker: The Way of Sushido. In all seriousness though, fascinating story...and now I’m hungry. Guess I will be headed to Anaba for lunch today!

1. Buy a bunch of games during the Steam Summer Sale because they’re ‘a great deal.’ I mean, look how much money you’re saving over the regular price!

Some Sega CD love:

Well now, this makes me sad to hear this. I guess I’ll still pick it up during a flash sale and just play it high.

Please tell me more about this religion.

I’m trying really hard to stay interested in Dragon Quest VIII on the 3DS, but that copy of Dragon Quest XI sitting on the shelf keeps trying to seductively call me over...

...the experiences I had with those games at 13/14 years of age cannot be replicated in my late 30s; I’m not the same person, and cannot experience the same sense of wonder and surprise I did during my first runs with those games.

That makes some sense, but I don’t see how bundling a 20 year old version of a game (JTFC, 20 years) in with ~20 other games would hurt the sales of the modern remaster. If anything, I would think it would generate interest in it. I guess that’s just me though. They could at least have given us Dino Crisis as a…

I think I am going to cancel my preorder. This list does not seem to be as lovingly curated as the NES/SNES Classic, and I am just not enthused at all by what I see here: No WipeOut or Jet Moto. A very anemic RPG selection. No Legend of Dragoon?! No Tomb Raider (2). No Legacy of Kain. Twisted Metal instead of any of…

Dear reader, I smashed that.