Seattlite checking in. Fuck the Thunder, and may the team suffer a lifetime of disappointment.

I’m starved, so all I can think about at the current moment is food. That being said, what is the best option food wise when you have 1 hour allotted for lunch?

How long before we find out that it was a black duffel bag with a troubled upbringing?

After being a pretty consistent follower of Deadspin for about two years now, this comment is the reason why I have finally created an account. Well done.