teeny peeny syndrome?

Luckily bad voting decisions driven by horrible reasoning are relatively rare.

Conducktor

One of my friends was a Conducktor. He recently left the company to take another job, but drove in four parades, including Belichick after the SB against Seattle, and Mike Napoli in 2013. It’s a pretty good gig, and the tours are interesting. 

I would say this is another example of college football supporting rich, asshole coaches over players, but I don’t want to keep beating a dead offensive lineman. 

Nah, man. When Hacksaw Jim Duggan started that chant while squaring off against Nikolai Volkov, you chanted, too.

A guy named Johnny.
Locked in a Cage.

A reminder that there are only 2 reasons why I would be in North Carolina:

It’s fine to criticize Smoltz as a broadcaster, but you can’t hold him to the same standards as an actual journalist or beat writer. Smoltz is a guy who just drops in once a week to talk about a baseball game, it’s not as if he’s a member of the permanent press. 

I love EVERYTHING about this.  Everything.  But what I love the most...THE KICKS!  That was thebombdotcom.  I know I don’t know y’all but thanks for sharing a slice of your #verysmartwedding and letting that joy shine over on us too.  Wishing you a #verysmartmarriedlife now and forever!

I don’t watch MMA, don’t follow it at all other than skimming the occasional post here on Deadspin, and had never heard of this guy five minutes ago, but after watching that post-fight interview he’s now my favorite athlete.

Why would he agree to a fight he’s clearly going to lose? I don’t follow UFC much beyond what’s on this site and their league-sponsored racism campaigns, so please feel free to educate me. Is this a case of Dana White throwing too much money in front of him to pass up or is it a “You’ll fight when I tell you to”…

There’s a good word to describe an epically long journey across an ancient world that is fraught with hostile beasts and other dangers, and for some reason I just can’t fucking remember it right now.

Let it be known that AC: Odyssey has exceeded the previously insane levels of, “WTF, game,” that TES: Skyrim once laid claim to.

Back when Skyrim first came out, I once started a fight with a giant. Then came a pack of wolves—as I was fighting the giant. The wolves were evidently serving as foxing hounds for the…

“Thank God these two both made weight, because the rest of this card is shit.”

Unfortunate that she was standing so close, but of course hindsight is 20.

Hey fuckmonkey, I’m trying to provide some “you can do it” encouragement to someone who is in a bad situation. And never did I mention what I’m driving or what my assets are now.

I bought a used MINI that had 9k miles on it. Because it had been used as a dealer loaner, it had never been titled. My bank gave me a new car rate 2% lower than the used car rate and 1% lower than the dealer was offering.

Yep. As long as it’s properly disclosed and comes with a fair discount, I’d buy dealer demos in a heartbeat.