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LOLforever at this dusty shitbiscuit.

And this thoughtless, vile cruelty is a big part of his brand and why a large portion of this nation likes him.

If i’m playing music with my phone, it will stop my music every 3 seconds to auto-play a video or ad until I leave the page. It’s the god damn worst.

This is quite groan inducing. Spider-Man helps Yuri, and by extension the NYPD, not the NYPD specifically, she is the only one he trusts, and likewise, and she is the only one he is truly attempting to help. Hell, several times during gameplay he remarks about leaving the scene before the police show up because he’s

“And so Gandalf the White, the One Ring destroyed and the lands of Middle Earth safe from the ravages of Sauron and his armies, did pass gently on an ocean breeze into the Pacific. And lo, the Fellowship did travel to find him many years later, and when they arrived on his island, he was not there. In his place,

Hilarious. Hey fellow chalkies, y'all know hit dogs holler, right? So if it didn't hit you, don't holler. And if it did, maybe stop doing that shit? Dogs get it.

When McCain wrote his disinvite list, he probably just wrote “bitch can’t keep their mouth shut”. This required some interpretation on his family’s part. Just to be safe, they disinvited Donald Trump, Sarah Palin and Kanye West.

‘Remember: “No.” is a complete sentence.’ is probably the single best statement to come out of your columns here, and I tend to feel your columns are very, very rich in solid advice/perspective.

Same.

Compliments of McMike:

Failure to secure a load? Odd, that’s how I wound up with twins.

“...so than i filled his oil filter with metal shavings"

That was my soundcloud mumble rap name, had to change it when 45 took office. He seems to have ruined ”Flaming Hot Garbage” and “Dumpster Fire” too. Gonna go with XXXtensioncord now.

That’s what happens when your family tree is a stick

And if your cat -really- trusts you when you hold them like this, their spine disintegrates completely and they turn into kitty putty which is, frankly, magic.

I think he’s railing sudafed off the resolute desk.

“Ohhhh.... so it’s like that, huh.”

11. “That’s how it is?”/“It’s like that?”

Please BMW, Audi, Honda, Toyota, and for the love of mercy LEXUS: Please take note.

Fingermouthing? I’m... not sure what should be said in response to this.