Dammit, NOW I snickered.

Heather you’re wonderful and all, but please stop talking about this game. I picked up Remnant on a whim and am totally engrossed, and Astral Chain is out Friday, and I have Grandia. This. Cannot. Continue.

I just picked up Remnant and fell in love with it! Now there’s this, and everyone is saying Control is excellent...BUT MUH TIME!!

This is the first one of these I’ve clicked through to read because it’s the first answer I’ve felt like warranted paying attention.

Mine is “a little heavy” per the vet because she clocks in at 11lbs. I’m going to have to keep her from seeing this.

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I thought this was a still...then it blinked and I guffawed. Well played.

And fuck Tucker’s friend Kyle. Sorry Kyle, you’re out too.

He’s also fuck ugly, but that’s petty.

After going to Craigslist and looking at that Pacer, I would actually become a wrench to save that car if I didn’t live in an apartment. I’ve never done anything more complex than check fluid levels or change a tire, but that one makes me want to...

Guys, seriously...be realistic for a minute. Removing signage is one thing, stopping sales is altogether different.

Actually most of what you’re hearing is “fucking chill”. But hey, being mad on the internet is fun I guess.

I want to find the night elf rogue from Lightninghoof who used to gank me all the time so we can run it back. 

Normalizing this shit is stupid and your take is bad. 

I am neither here to read this article, nor to offer insightful or witty commentary about the named individuals. Nope, not my style. Really, I’m just here to say “Fuck these people.” Then read the other lovely comments.

Couldn’t he just put a little weed in the birdseed?

Starred for fucking “gravel knee”

As a Georgia boy, that sounds Southern, but I’ve not heard it either.

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