I agree with the sentiment the first book (in particular imo) is rough. But for some reason I found it compelling enough to chew through in one sitting.

Do the rest of us a favor. Fuck off. Then fuck off from wherever it is you fuck off to. Fuck off twice.

If I had the requisite patience, or lack of care for my grey matter, to have a Twitter account I’d literally reply to every one of those threads up there with “It’s water you soggy cuck.” Welcome to the pinnacle of civil disobedience.

Thank you for this.

Fuck out of here with this. Thanks.

If I murder you and take your apartment you’d probably still be pissed though.

I give it an E for ‘Ehhhhhhhhhh’

We’re done here ladies and gentlemen.

The thought put in here is prefect. The appropriate baseball reference just makes it better.

The problem with that take is twofold. 1. Sage Northcutt is basically a giant puppy dog and the furthest thing from a goon that exists. 2. I don’t think his face looks entirely the same after he broke it into a couple dozen pieces getting smashed in his last fight.

I’m not because we have enough people locked up we’re paying to keep there as it is. Just kill the fuck.

I only know because I fell down the rabbit hole after one of these articles and spent like an hour on their website marveling at the archives. lol

Taken from the FAQ on their website:

They’ve answered that question too. There are businesses on the corner, but it’s also a residential street. (It is Durham) No old white lady is going to put up with hearing the rattling chains further back up the road by her driveway.

Actually the light goes red to indicate “You’re too tall idiot.” So it’s not so much a case of them running the red light as them already paying no attention to the flashing warning they passed a quarter mile back, and the giant warning sign and flashing lights at the intersection itself. If they miss all that,…

The only thing I can think of when I read any of these articles discussing criticism of their celebratory antics is Max Muncy telling Bumgarner to “Go get it out of the ocean then.” if he didn’t want Max to admire a homer.

They’re not even just Southern. I’m from GA, been in Michigan for about seven years now. Had a girlfriend for a minute until I met her dad at Thanksgiving dinner. He was exactly like that. IDFW her anymore. 

Counterpoint: No.

I felt old because I’d never heard of her a month ago. The album though? I love.

I read these because a great many of them I’ve not heard. Case in point. Brutus? Who? Pulled it up on Spotify because of you guys. WOW!