I’ll have been in MI for six years this November after moving from GA. My god I miss Waffle House and Bojangles.

He carefully takes off his pants, lays them on the floor, then squats to poop on top of them.

Huge congrats! Also can I just say those shoes are dope af?

I didn’t climb to the top of the evolutionary food chain to eat “organic” kale. Give me bacon and eggs and shut the fuck up.

I feel like it’s a little of both here. Full disclosure Derrick is my favorite fighter precisely because he’s as self aware and funny as he is. You don’t turn down the ppv payday of a heavyweight title fight against a two division champ in New York City. But also if you DO say no because “you’re not ready”, even if…

Who/when is this? I got a good chuckle

This has less stars than it deserves. You’re absolutely right! Some guy named Plato wrote it...or maybe Aristotle? Shit what did it start with? I’ll get back to you.

After putting more than 100 hours into Origins I was convinced I’d gotten my money’s worth for a bit but dammit this has me reconsidering.

It’s the Russian version of “I’m going to skin him balder than he already is when he gets home.”

From the look on his face when the trick was going on, Frank was so lost that he forgot he even had a card in his mouth. That was gold.

You had the same reaction I did as soon as I read Maricopa County

I am here. For this. All day.

I needed one because I didn’t own a 360 to play it on a console and this looks awesome.

Exactly what my current ride is. The lot demo with all the options, sold as used with less than 6k on the clock. All the new car smell, way less cash.

My current car was a dealer demo. 0 complaints whatsoever.

Or maybe fuck the Red Sox

The soundtrack for the game has the moody sax covered.

Thank you for dusty shitbiscuit

I have Spider Man, and D2 Forsaken. I’m set!

My first had range finder and none of the subsequent five have replaced it. Welcome to the party Jason.