Phone incogneto mode...activate!

I’m now done with reading Giz Media articles that relate to this game. This shit is tired, and lazy.

All this done with things you already gave Nike money for. GO BOYS GO!

If my son comes home and says he got in trouble for calling a teacher “ma’am” she won’t have to worry. Because when I get to the school that will be the last thing I call her.

I read that out loud when I got to the end because it stuck out. Very impactful point.

Can I ask what the fuck a Joden is?

For a real example of a color commentator go listen to anything Vin Sculley did for the Dodgers lol. The man could tell you a story while he told you the game.

Color as in add appeal to something. It’s why they tell stories and give anecdotes and such. Of course most of them suck at it, but that’s the point of the term.

From the first gif it almost looked like he lost a step or step and a half out of the box because he was surprised he hit it as well as he did. Or maybe the swing just carried him farther around. I dunno. Either way it almost feels like if he’d had that step or two back he’d have beaten it. Good hit regardless.

BAHAHAHA..that is all

I’ll read the whole thing after I finish saying HI MR. FAHEY! You’ve been missed and I’m glad you’re well enough to be back here.

(Oh, you thought Roseanne Barr was white? That’s what they want you to believe.)

Bro the caramel one is my jam. In my freezer at home right now.

XXXtensioncord...rolling. lmao

Mine actively wants this every day when I get home from work. She flops over on the entryway carpet so I can scoop her up.

Bringing this type of comment over from my usual hangout on the Root.

*SPOILERS*

Barack Obama wouldn’t have toed the fucking line either. Or at least he’d have kept his mouth shut.

That gif made me go from “Oh my god what is that?” As it walked by to hooting with laughter to the point I couldn’t breathe.

Honda please...