I wouldn’t put this idiot in a manual. He needs no cars ever.

If he’d said she’s “Never had cosmetic surgery” I’d believe him. Because whatever the hell she’s had done to her face isn’t cosmetic surgery by any reasonable definition of what it’s supposed to accomplish.

Can I say that it made me cringe when I read the tweet said “Motherfuckas” instead of Mothafuckas? Is that stupid? Yes? That’s fine...I’ll be over here with my weird pedantry.

Going back to read the piece after this, the rainbow brite photo is freaking awesome. ^_^

Edit: Stupid take. Going to get coffee now

Between 16 and SSGSS Vegeta air combos the dunks in this game are on point.

Sir that photo caption makes no mention of the fact that people are applauding a cold pile of saltless instant mashed potatoes. Wait... That’s the President? I’m out. Fuck this place.

After six years in Michigan I’m supposed to be moving to SC in spring where my sister is currently stationed. (USAF @ Shaw) This kind of shit makes me wonder if I’m better off here where I hate being rather than going through the fuss of moving to a new place I’ll fucking hate.

Even if Trumpenfuherer were right that his policies were the reason for the black unemployment rate (he isn’t). That comment does nothing to address the fact that he’s a racist fuck every time he opens his mouth.

I just laughed so hard I had a coughing fit. Oh my god..

Call us when they decide to not have a game built around exploitative micro-transaction bullshit to such a degree that they pared away things the first game already had just so they could peddle more in game currency.

I was watching a steamer on Twitch last night using something that basically looked like a giant sword that shot bullets. It was one of the coolest looking weapons I’ve ever seen... This game has me super excited

My favorite thing is that I’ve wanted to get into this series for years but never owned a Wii U and found it to be basically impenetrable on a tiny handheld screen. So how I have the next two work days off and the game pre loaded. ^_^

I just recently bought my first new car. Up until this point everything I’ve driven has been a beater. Having a friend go “You’ll regret buying that piece of shit.” when I excitedly say I got a new car!...that hurts man.

Thanks Pablo!

This post made me start considering the game. Now the question is which one of the three editions do I need to get? Is it worth the extra money for more than the base game? Am I missing out on something otherwise?

The language of politics and democracy doesn’t genuflect simply because you have an oatmeal-colored vagina.

Furi on Switch and probably The Division if I can convince one of my friends to put down PUBG for a minute.

I can’t move out of here soon enough. >_< Hurry up May

It’s a shitty port job that’s easily one of the worst pieces of shovelware in the last generation. Darc is being silly.