I was so confused. I’d fallen asleep early and by the time it had woken me up it was already over.

I’m glad you got the replies you did further down. I literally said what you just did to a coworker over the weekend. “I’ve only ever heard the yips mentioned in baseball.”

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Why is it that on every single article posted about something or someone controversial there has to be somebody who cries “Don’t advertise!”? This pathetic shit stain already has something like fifteen million other idiots following him on YouTube. It’s not advertisement to call out him being a hateful, ignorant,…

Read this, was listening to Otep. Am confused.

I don’t know anything about cars other than that I try to treat mine well and keep it clean and maintained. But shit like this sound gives me goosebumps.

But girl, what does that even mean?

who could possibly dislike white women, with their entitled attitudes and their credit-card-shaped buttocks?

They don’t. I was using the price of some random Beanie Baby on ebay. Sorry, maybe messes with the comparison, but the idea is the same. Considering what the odds can be for getting say, a specific ship in Destiny 2, it might take you $100.

That would be an apt comparison if I had to spend $100 on a box with a random selection of ten possible Beanie Babies in it for a shot at the one I wanted. Versus spending $100 to just buy the damn thing outright.

I read that line more as the stereotypical high school jock dig that “Nerds who play video games can’t get girls.” Ergo SUPER nerds who play these games for a living definitely can’t get girls. Maybe that was just me.

Finally seeing it unwrapped like this confirms for me that what I’ve been seeing on my way in to work in the morning along 15 Mile Road was actually one of these. I knew the front bumper looked different.

Now I want some damn cream of wheat. The real stuff, not this artificial ass fakeness.

When State Troopers cracked John Lewis’ skull open on the Edmund Pettus Bridge in Selma, as he faded into darkness, I’m sure there is one thought that never crossed his mind:

+1 pet mouse

Curt?

I am now thinking about how he smells based on this comment and the one about whether he’s ever bathed and I am legit fucking horrified.

I’d run a stop sign or three myself if I’d just repod a car and the fucker I took it from drove up alongside my truck and HOPPED OUT ONTO IT.

Godammit so much. My mother drove one of these for years and still says that shit.

I now have the alliterative turn of phrase “majestic meatus” stuck in my head and I’m not sure if I love you or hate you Torch.