HIV is no longer the death sentence it was in the 80s. However Mustang ownership is still as dangerous for pedestrians, bicyclists, and other drivers.

markIV4lyfe2000

I mean, how hard could it have been to guess some of these usernames and passwords anyway? Just follow the formula:

Street racing with night vision goggles

Pictured: Systems Admin

Let’s say you’re stuck in an unhappy marriage. Outwardly, sure, you pretend everything is fine. Your wife is nice, she’s not cheating on you, but... it’s just lost that loving feeling. When you got married at 24, everything seemed great, but now you’re 37, and things just... well... they suck. You got into gardening…

I didn’t think anything could top the VW Toureg embarrassing the bro’dozer.

Peugeot tried and failed. Toyota owns this idea.

Doors should slide beneath the fenders.

TL;DR

“You never had your snark”

No helmet or any kind of protective gear. An unwillingness to respond to requests or commands. A complete indifference to the situation around him. And it looks like he’s wearing open toed shoes on a fucking bicycle in the middle of a street!

When Ben and Jerry’s releases a new line of revamped classic ice cream…

New Logo:

Vertical vid-ception:

Shoot him? Are you crazy? I can’t shoot him; he’s clearly not poor, and he might even be white!

“did a girl who belongs to a riding club deny you”

I live in Chicago and I whenever I go to the south I have to remind myself that people genuinely want to talk to you and are not just trying to steal all your money.

I think I have just the car you’re looking for!

If you’re intent on being a dickhead on the street, don’t bring a knife to a gun fight.

Forget this wagon.