What a lovely idea. It’s a good thing pepper spray is so directional and seems to only affect criminals. Thankfully that means that any other kids in the area will be able to see perfectly fine and run away from the shooter. Yay!

Two 7 year olds are playing. One of them gives the other a light shove. The pushed kid screams “MoooOoom, he punched me!”. The mom, who saw it all happen, says “no he didn’t, you’re exaggerating”. Does this imply that she thinks what the first kid did wasn’t wrong?

Do I need to dumb this down even further or are we…

That’s... wait, what? That’s an impressive leap of logic.

Please show me exactly where I defended them?

“very aggressive”
“takeover style”
“They were going through people”

Thank you, I was just going to post that. People need to stop buying these poor inbred animals.

“FOR ANYTHING OTHER THAN ROLES OF TRANS CHARACTERS.”

Yeah, ok, is the movie good though? Cause frankly, that’s kinda all I care about when I go see a movie. Male, female, doesn’t really make much of a difference to me as long as the movie is fun.

Has Lifehacker turned into The Amateur Psychology blog, or has it always been like this? Seems everytime something is linked in the side bar it’s something along these lines being posted.

This has bit me in the ass. I used two different folding rules (same type/brand IIRC) when building some furniture. Unbeknown to me, one of them had been dropped causing one of the segments to move slightly making it shorter... Caused hours of extra work.

Another Swede here. It was up and down randomly for me yesterday, some messages went through, others did not.

Bird you say?

If that were true, thousands upon thousands of the people in the Nordics that do this on a regular basis during winter would be dying.

The joke I was making, and I hate I have to explain it, is that it doesn’t really matter if it’s an American company using labour in China to assemble the things, or if the thing is made from the ground up in China. How do you know that the code running on modems/routers/smart tvs/tablets/home security cams/etc etc is…

You DO realise I was making a joke, right? Please tell me I’m just being trolled and I’m too stupid to see it.

Thank goodness other products like the iPhone and every other phone on the market, modems, computer parts and smart TVs aren’t made in China. Just imagine what would happen if all those products made it across the border :O

Black people are criminals.

And if you want to pack things in tight there are systems like these out there.

Would it not be a lot cheaper and easier for California to just label products that they DON’T think will cause cancer? Should be a pretty short list. Does distilled water qualify?

Another dude who is crucified by the internet because of one statement from a woman.