We don’t call ourselves “flashaholics” for no reason :D

“How many times have you stumbled in the dark, trying to locate a flashlight”

No. Do you want to fiddle around with rolling up a stupid ass piece of paper to craft a flashlight, or, do you want to reach into a jar and grab a flashlight ready to use while you’re in an emergency with adrenaline spewing out your ears? These things cost next to nothing in bulk and would be far more useful:

Yeah, that’s basically what I was thinking as well.

That’s me, except for the mat, I don’t have one.

I feel like the obnoxious one here is the bitter author of this blog post.

Good thing we all know you personally so that we can judge time based on when you were a teen.

Curse you, modern technology!

But it’s not pink?

Trump is just furiously trying to get “fired” because he’s tired of this job that didn’t turn out to be half as glamorous as he expected. Getting fired would be a win for him as he could spin it in his favour.

Does that sign in the back say “Biblel” at the bottom?

Not being drunk = being lame? Are you 14 years old?

*JavaScript I think is what you mean. Pet peeve, Java and JavaScript are very different beasts. And disabling JS on the web these days render some sites almost useless since today’s web depends so heavily on it.

“that everyone will soon forget about this whole thing and move on to the next story”

That narrator has a really strange cadence, right? Or am I just being weird.

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There’s a little troll that lives inside me that likes to escape from time to time ;) He gets particularly fidgety on posts like these because they’re such low hanging fruit.

Can’t wait for the OLED screen to be touted as something new and revolutionary that no one has ever done before.