“But at least they saved their asses from getting thrown in a brutal federal prison” It’s a good thing they have such friendly employers, I’m sure they’ll get away with a slap on the wrist for failing the delivery...

Did we just stumble across one of those strange “click bait articles” that I’ve read about? The ones where the author uses some inane hyperbole in order to get people to read his otherwise perfectly reasonable post? I thought those were just myths! My mind is literally spinning and I’m getting light headed just…

“Our valentine’s dinner was ruined”

That chef that cooked your dinner and gave you food poisoning that damn near killed you, IS still a chef, move on snowflake.

Uhm... I use 3-6 squares, total. I can’t even comprehend how you are able to get anything done with 20+ for a SINGLE wipe, that’s insanity. It’s like trying to paint small details by chucking a bucket of paint at it.

This. I read through this post thinking “why is he overcomplicating things so much?”. Rounding up purchases and saving that? wtf? It sounds like someone is using the plot of Office Space as financial advice.

“but Cumberbatch’s American accent still makes my skin crawl. It also makes me want to apologize to everyone else in the world on behalf of Americans doing this.”

It’s just an alternate photo, I don’t see what the big deal is.

Beyoncé didn’t like it? Well, shit, might as well shut everything down.

Nothing quite like trying to untie a tightly wound piece of string to get to your life saving firestarter with frozen hands... There’s a reason that tradition says to leave a couple of matches sticking out of the box and easily accessible in hunting cabins and the like in cold climates.

Nothing quite like trying to untie a tightly wound piece of string to get to your life saving firestarter with…

I’ve been wanting to visit the US for quite some time, but I think that is put on indefinite hold for now. While this particular policy wouldn’t affect me, probably, who knows what new policy would be put in place during the hours I’m in a plane on the way over...

I gave up on this show a couple of eps into season 3, it felt like it had gone completely off the rails at that point (I think that’s when they introduced the super soldiers or whatever they were, i forget). Did it get better again or was my gut right in thinking it would just go all over the place at that point?

Reminds me of how cows are let out the first time for summer each year on the farms here in Sweden. They invite people to come and watch, great for the kids:

Gotta love that person waving the car in on that giant open field. “You must stop exaaactly.... HERE!”.

Is Gawker/Gizmodo on the list?

Who needs the environment anyways? We live in houses, people! And what do we need to heat up those houses? Oil and stuff! Wake up, people!

“Improvised” is not the word you’re looking for I think. It was obviously planned, which makes it better.

Mostly water and sugary goodness for stuff to grow in vs dry as fuck and salted. Yeah, I wonder what will _look_ the most fresh after that amount of time...

By episode 5 of the first season I was done with the show. I can’t remember the exact reason, but I think it was because it was moving so slowly that it failed to keep my attention and I lost track of what little was going on.

You’re right, he did it in winter instead.