Jeebus, how much fucking money do people make on average in the states? I don’t make a ton of money, but I certainly don’t feel like I’m poor in any way and I’m still at the very very bottom of that graph...

Actually I’ve wanted to visit the US for years, but with how openly hateful towards anything non-American people are getting I’ve reconsidered that wish lately. And I say that as a white dude.

“6. Create Infinite Email Addresses”

Good thing he didn’t say something about her weight, or commented on her sexuality, because then the internet would’ve lost its damn mind. But calling someone a loser just because of their “nerdy” interests is fine.

I’ve personally raged harder than that, and I’m a VERY non-ragey person (I erupt about once every ten years). This is nothing.

We just envy the fantastic reality show you got going on right now, you know, “Who wants to be the president?”. It’s hilarious.

Why are you watching football/basketball/soccer/hockey? You should be playing it if you like it so much.

A lot of kids watch movies, TV, and spend time on the internets. It’s a good thing none of those have any sort of skin showing. Wont someone think of the children!

I believe he’s talking about actual _toilet_ training, as in using the hooman toilet.

Holy shit, it’s Bunchies! I haven’t seen that guy in a decade or so.

You just couldn’t help yourself from bringing it up though.

Well, to be fair, wearing skinny jeans deserves some chastisin’.

Of all the people in the US, THIS guy is one of the canditates. Surely there must be other, reasonable and smart, people with enough money to run for president and do it well?

And now I remember that damn recording of the last day again. Ugh...

Didn’t know what those were so I had to look it up. Read this for a good chuckle:

What you’re seeing in the comments now is how a lot of guys look at the Jezebel-gals, because this is what you sound like.

Nice troll. *rolls eyes intensily*

This post confuses me greatly.

Now, now, don’t bring “World” into this. The rest of the world is standing on the sidelines, eyes nervously darting back and forth, and laugh-giggling in a mixture of sheer horror and amusement.

If you can’t follow the instructions to put together an IKEA bookcase... well, shit, I’m sorry man. Don’t forget to put on a helmet when you go outside, and be careful.