Also! But the lack of “stars” at this thing must REALLY chafe our Grand Cheezwizard, which delights my vicious heart.
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This sack of shit.
True, but he’s still “a somewhat-recognizable name” as opposed to...everyone else in the lineup, which basically sounds like a flyer for a Rogers, Arkansas county fair.
In a way the apology is better and more humiliating to Trump than if she’d just said no in the first place.
I live in a state full of Trumptwats, a lot of whom like country music. Toby Keith is not the big deal he used to be. They all like those baseball cap wearing hipster country dudes now.
Probably wouldn’t have bragged about that one, myself.
I’m having a major schadenfreude moment. One of my friends was taking credit for the introduction because she had booked Jennifer to perform at a gala at Mar-A-Lago with The Marred one himself in attendance a few years ago. I was so disappointed and pretty shocked. This feels like a gift.
Yep. That’s how it’s done, none of this “I’m sorry if you were offended” BS.
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Yes, that Steve Harvey.
Bic Cristal pens are shit. They’re the ones we give out to the extras on set to fill out their paperwork because we know we won’t get them back.
Also when you have to pee and your suit is wet you can so much more enjoyably re-dress and head back out.
Us long-torso-havers got the 2 for 1 deal of cameltoe AND wedgies with one-pieces! I’m sure things have improved in the past decade or so with the rise in popularity of triathlons and USA Olympic swimming team success (seriously, those Olympians have like, 6 feet of torso), but I can still remember digging spandex…
And/or those who don’t have the proportions to wear a bikini top at any size.
I doubt he cares about lacking intelligence. He just hires people to do the smart stuff, no biggie. Sure, he probably hates how much people respect Obama and praise his oratory and classy demeanor. But really I just think he doesn’t like that a black guy is more famous and important than he is. I don’t think it’s…
I don’t know, when a member of Too Live Crew couldn’t party with Trump because it got to crazy for him that’s saying something
Do you know how many horcruxes we’ll have to hunt down? This is going to take forever.
Except the golden shower allegedly took place in a hotel room where the Obamas had stayed previously and trump wanted to defile the place because he hates the Obamas: http://www.thewrap.com/the-gross-reason-golden-showers-is-trending-yes-it-involves-trump/
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