#younglove How tender.

Who says romance is dead? Irving Berlin’s got nothin on this kid.

“She like to f**k* me, s**k me, s**k then f**k me / I’m the ice cream man, she chunky monkey,

Conveniently, I’m going dressed like this

That’s what I was thinking! Like maybe these people are eccentric crazies but you took the job. The job has rules you agreed to in order to get paid.

Yeah, if I get that list I don’t care how ridiculous I feel. I’m feeding that goddamn doll.

Seriously and they look loaded. If I was being paid well I would pamper the shit out of a doll.

Right? This just proves to me that filmmakers have never actually had the kind of bullshit job where you can absolutely be fired for not following all the rules, like not twisting people’s arms to sign up for the company credit card - those of us who have would make this a terrible film, since no creepy shit would…

Does she have to take him into the bathroom with her?

Right? Load up your Kindle and settle in, lady.

My only problem with this is that if you’re getting paid, why not just follow the frickin’ list of 10 simple rules???

I would, however, love it if drunk Liza Minnelli crashed my wedding. It just seems like a sedate appearance by the president would put a damper on the party aspect, whereas drunk Liza Minnelli would only enhance it.

Somewhere in Pittsburgh, Kelly and Christi are cackling loudly over a five-cocktail lunch.

As if... I'm going to haunt the hell out of Ryan Gosling shower.

I know exactly who I'm going to go visit first.

I think there should be a medal for Real Courage Under Fake Danger. That was hardcore bravery.

*applauds*

I was 13 years old babysitting for a 10 month old baby. I put him to bed no problem and go back into the living room to watch TV. It's maybe 7 pm, parents due back at 11. I'm pretty paranoid about sleeping babies so I go back every maybe 20-30 minutes to make sure the kid is still breathing. At around 9 I check on…