My Samantha must be really old, because a bicycling outfit was not an option for her. She had a kickass party dress for her birthday and a cloak for winter with spats and a fur muff, though. I still love spats.

I am extremely impressed that you didn't take down that ponytail. EXTREMELY.

I'm all in. Say what you want about believable situations or endlessly strung-out and useless romantic subplots I would be up for a hundred seasons of Mary saying mean things to Edith and Lord Grantham being wrong about stuff. The finale had better be about him through the years, just being wrong wherever possible.…

I'm pretty sure she's being scolded for the right reasons: i.e. being an oversharing, solipsistic, privileged twit who thinks every damn thought that crosses her brain is a Precious Pearl That Needs to Be Expressed to the World.

Are there really people out there who are like fans of Iggy Azalea? And like they admit this openly?

I'm not a Nicki fan for the most part, but who the hell thinks Iggy raps better than her? I can't stand that garbled accent she raps in.

That was my first thought as well. How grumpy do you think the poor cat is after that experience?

I just hope the kitty was well treated during the making of the film. Won't someone think about the kitty!!??!??

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thats been my experience, too. I think others are right - people are confused. They think all Christians are catholic. Which is, obviously, not true.

Wat. No. I think you're thinking of right wing evangelicals, unless your association with Catholics is mainly 90-yr-olds who think life was better pre-Vatican II.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't this already established by a previous pope? I didn't really think Catholics were part of the Creationist crowd.

Galavis...unfollowed then followed then unfollowed Ferrell multiple times from Sunday into Monday morning

he was not the juan for her. IT'S OKAY.

I know I am not the only one to voice this issue. But seriously, why doesn't Maggie care about what happened to Beth?

People.

In better Drake news: he wore a crushed velvet blazer to celebrate his birthday.

In 2010, I had the distinct pleasure of heading to a conference for work in Baltimore with colleagues I couldn't stand. (And blessedly, I no longer work there). My boss made it a point to stress repeatedly that we should find the cheapest hotel rooms possible, so I got my own room at a hotel separate from theirs.

My husband is out of town this weekend, and the last thing I should do is read these while I'm alone. So I will be reading every single one, obvs.