So great.

As someone who's never played the Sims, this filter is only searching character names, right? I imagine that the purpose was actually to prevent homophobia.

WHEN DOES YE OLDE BONING BEGIN.

Loving showwhite's and Ariel's themed cloathing. Very subtle there.

That was my favorite! What the fuck??

That line is utterly hilarious. It's not "I look like Ashton Kutcher." it's "Black people think I'm Ashton Kutcher." I'm sure there's some underlying racist non-logic I'm not getting, but as it stands, specifying black people in this situation is so nonsensical it's making my sides hurt.

It kind of looks like the baby cradle is in the way. Have you tried moving it?

No spoilers here, but I seem to have forgotten most of what happened in the book except some VERY intense stuff towards the end that ... well, it's hard for me to imagine how it would play out in the TV version.

"This is how you know Outlander really isn't a romance novel—if it were, a powerful man like Dougal (someone more easily able to protect Claire) would be the hero, and this would've been a steamy scene. Instead, he's just another patriarchal pain in her ass and sensitive, comparatively powerless Jamie is the clear…

I completely understand the Disney critics, but that anecdote just got me right in the feels.

Here's another I just read on the linked Reddit thread:

"I remember being a kid and we went to Disney for the first time with my parents and when we were walking in, looking at the Castle (Magic Kingdom?) straight on, I looked up at my Mom and she was bawling her eyes out like a little girl. (I was maybe 9)

^^^literally my reaction^^^

Wait, WHAT inevitable piss dribble stain? Men constantly dribble pee?

"This pepper tastes like babies."

I read "paps" and I think pap smears.

But where's Boots? WHERE IS BOOTS?

I agree. I'm a St. Louis resident and I think this is the easiest way to get rid of the looters and let the residents get a decent night of sleep. I'm not sure if media are included in the curfew but I think they also need time to recharge. I think the local media folks are exhausted and are sick of the national folks…

Awful, but credit where credit's due: The Buffy hair and wardrobe are pretty spot on.

This week is like a nesting doll of awful. You think you've reached the end of it and, oops, more awful.