Um, WTF. Just this whole story. WTF.

Yiiiikes...

WHO COULD TUXEDO MASK BE?!

I like how Mamoru is just walking around in his Tuxedo Mask outfit but with sunglasses instead of a mask and cape.

✧･ﾟ:* Kotaku, your home for Love and Justice! *:･ﾟ✧

I hope they shrink the age difference between Moon and her boyfriend.

My boyfriend, huge anime nerd, keeps shaking his head at any mention of this, saying, "But it was a bad show. This is like if they rebooted Three's Company. I don't get it." To which I must respond, "YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH."

EEEEEEE TUXEDO MASK

I fancy myself to be a real life adult with a job and a 401(k), but WOW that hit me right in the childhood. I can't wait to check this out. Thanks for sharing :)

Someone is named French Montana.

He must know about the original A Modest Proposal that suggested (among other things) eating babies right? He MUST be at least somewhat aware that he named his message after the greatest work of satirical irony.

Or if you're Catholic, get smashed at church and meet someone nice.

I am an athiest so don't have a valid opinion. But it seems like this Pope is Pope-in' the hell out of his job—and the world has needed a good Pope-in'.

All I read was how she tried to delay potty training and my brain had a spasm

You will still know them by their Coach purses.

Despite the awfulness of the existence of R. Kelly, this article and the included video didn't make me want to die nearly as much as the rosebud article did.

Poor baby, I hope they throw the book at her. :(

It galls me that we can't just say, "Nope, I'm not interested."