I owned so much Juicy in that color. And aspired to wear outfits like that ten years ago. I feel like I probably wore something resembling it when I went to the movie theater to see Mean Girls.

lol I destroyed this game man.

PC version looked better.

I want to understand Cher's twitter but alas, it escapes me.

Ronan Farrow annoys me.

A Spock fan already. They are raising him right.

Pretty much always. He makes sure of it.

Baby girl born just last week. If this shit happened, I am afraid I might instantly transform into Dirty Harry or something.

I was babysitting once and they had exactly this kind of thing where you could control the camera to move, etc. I periodically checked on toddler girl who was angelically sleeping during nap. The next time I turned it on and panned down, she was sitting upright directly in front of it, staring at me. Her eyes were…

Honestly, this is some Oryx and Crake level bored internet sociopathic entertainment. It's chilling.

I like these but they each need to be about 15 minutes shorter.

Person with endometriosis here. You don't get that diagnosis because "nothing else" fits. It's a real disorder. They looked inside me 8 ways from Sunday to make sure.

Seems like the right kind of post to share this embarrassing photo of the Von FluffyPants siblings. The Archduke and the Duchess were just relaxing, damn it!

I applaud you for spelling "Ser" correctly and proving you read the book.

I think that any toy that they want to come out with is great as long as it respects the characters.

"Desperately?" I would say, cleverly.

I like that this guy is using a $4,500 keyboard to play the Duck Tales song.

Anyone who gets paid to tweet cats is by far the winner, in my opinion

My younger sister is WAAAY more successful than I am, but we're Irish twins so maybe my few months head start is canceled out...