I feel like a good, "8-year-old Superfan Lacey Holsworth has lost her battle with nerve cancer" would have been much much better. The whole "your lunch time cry" wording is akin to some sort of viral video heads up. (I love you Hilary. Please know this)

...agreed. "Has died" might have been a little better...?

Can we talk about that headline? I mean. This story is sad enough. That was just a bit gut punching.

I have always felt a strong and emotional connection to members of the LGBTQ community. It was actually a huge disappointment for me, when I came of age and realized that I was sexually attracted to men. So when my sister came out, Ithought, Thank God, someone in this family can truly represent my passions and…

And this is why people with English degrees are important. Liberal arts FTW.

Just nobody tell Fox News that the commemorative quote on the 9/11 memorial is about two gay terrorists ... or, if you do, give me time to heat up some popcorn first.

To be fair, they were probably just mildly amused, but couldn't figure out how to turn caps lock off.

They forgot one:

To be fair, it did take me like 30 seconds to figure out, so I can imagine a technologically illiterate person might struggle with it for a while.

• How to activate caps lock

Wait, when does this video start talking about things that I don't already know? ;)

So tell me, seeing as the man in the first video (the one freaked out by body hair) seems to be hairless himself, does that make him a woman?

Is this like that douche commercial where the guy accidentally uses his wife's vagina wash in the shower and then has to run around pulling tractors and crushing beer cans on his head so he doesn't grow a vagina or whatever? If I forget to shave my legs I might feel kind of grotty but I've never thought, "oh no, I'm…

I was totally in agreement with her thoughts on marriage. Until I met my husband. She's 16, and as she notes, she may change her mind. I got married at 34. Lots can change in those ensuing years. Or not. Smart sounding kid.

So being married would be being trapped.

Thanks a lot, Ortiz. Now we're back to otheries like it's 2000 or something.

I have such a mental block about her being a Scientologist. I so want it not to be true that I am legitimately surprised every time I read about it.

We should keep in mind that Palo Alto is a film based on a book of short stories written by Franco himself. The older man/younger woman pairing is therefore something he has thought about (most likely acted out) before.