HOW IS THIS A REAL THING

This title is garbage. There is no “How-to” this is just a rollout announcement.

Oh my god that’s so sweet

Dash’s death wrecked me. I wouldn’t let my dogs out of my sight for like a week after I watched that episode.

This sounds amazing and would give me so much peace of mind. I try to avoid having cabs/uber/lyft pick me up or drop me off from my house because I hate the idea of a strange man knowing where I live. 

You can tell me all day that this is someone other than Amy Adams but I won’t believe you.

But they’re killing the SE so all us small phone people are now screwed if we want to stick with Apple. 

Thank you I was having major deja vu.

Charmed is still on TNT at 7am? I used to watch it while I ate my breakfast before high school. That was like 15 years ago. That’s bonkers.

Same. Even when I’m “not wearing makeup” the mascara is still going on because I don’t want to look like a sickly baby and terrify people. 

If Tarte ever stops making their Lights Camera Lashes mascara I will FUCKING RIOT.

Are you trying to tell me that the male person in that Instagram account is supposed to be Justin Bieber?

yessss. my grandma did this in her lasagna and it was the absolute best

My grandma’s lasagna recipe had cottage cheese in it and it was fucking delicious. 

Millihellen is still the only Jezebel site that ever bothered to ungrey me after years of commenting. RIP

There’s not a ton of violence, but the violence that happens in definitely intense and traumatic. More violent than a Hitchcock movie for sure but not at slasher level.

There’s a loading screen when you go into Build or Buy mode, and because these are each separate game modes,

It makes me so sad that Kelly Marie Tran had to delete her Instagram. I wasn’t the biggest fan of her character but her instagram was a pure delight. She obviously finds a lot of joy in her work and is a huge fan of the franchise. Stupid man babies that can’t separate a character from an actress ruining everything for…

This happened to my front license plate and I have no idea how. I have never hit anything with the front of my car. It’s a mystery.

I see so many dogs in rescue that are there because their owner passed away or was too elderly to care for them any longer. A lot of these dogs are overweight or have health issues from neglect, making them difficult to adopt. It breaks my heart.