I’m surprised she had to assign this duty out. Everyone and their mother seems to have an opinion on what my wedding hashtag should be and I’m all THERE WILL BE NO HASHTAG. Because I am human grumpy cat apparently.

I get the have a purpose (supposedly making it easy to find guests’ pictures on social media?) but I hate them and I have banned them from my wedding.

Ugh thank you. This just struck me as so heartless. Don’t we have enough legitimately horrible people to be angry with?

Thanks for making my Christmas list for me!

Thank you! As an adult (I guess), team no one is my favorite team for all my favorite shows from back in the day. Buffy, Veronica Mars, Gilmore Girls. TEAM DON’T DATE THE LOSERS YOU LOVED IN HIGH SCHOOL. That’s all.

Pretty much any time you guys write an article about them I get Chipotle for lunch so they’ve got that going for them. But I doubt I will ever be back to the every week trips I was making pre- e coli. I’m more on the every other month if I have a craving plan these days.

Worked! Thanks so much!

Worked! Thanks so much!

Bath & Body Works keeps telling me I don’t meet the promotion requirements? I have 4 medium candles in my bag from the 2 for 20

Bath & Body Works keeps telling me I don’t meet the promotion requirements? I have 4 medium candles in my bag from…

It’s in this “best of” list http://jezebel.com/11-more-of-the-scariest-stories-weve-ever-heard-1653038439. 2 or 3 up from the end I think.

Why did you remind me of Look at Me!?! That story completely traumatized me. I’m going to go read it again right now

Yes but the only character from the first three in it was Johnny Depp

I’m going to be in the same boat and the ONLY thing that makes me think keeping my job might be worthwhile is the 401k and healthcare (mine is fully covered by my employer so it would cost more to switch to my husband’s). But even then if we end up with more than one kid in daycare at once I can’t imagine how we could…

I used to babysit my cousins kids all the time when I was a teenager. Once her 6 year old daughter brought me a HUGE plastic tub of “daddy’s funny ladies”. They were porn DVDs of course. I have never been so uncomfortable in my life as the time a six year old handed me porn. I could never look my cousins husband in…

But will this be as good as the Lifetime movie starring the cheerleader from Heroes?

I completely agree. Unfortunately these books have a huge media deal for movie, television, and video game adaption. :(

If Beyonce had it then it wouldn’t be a mutt it would be a “designer mix” ;)

We sang it

The headphone article is trolling right? It has to be trolling. Wave your hand in her face? That can’t even be real.

I think I was about 13 when this came out and to this day it is the only movie that ever caused me to sleep with my lights on. For multiple nights in a row.

Jay Z and Beyoncé with some fans.