My boss recently gave me his HBO Go password but my old roommate canceled her Netflix that was still logged into my Roku. You win some you lose some.

My mother watches this shit and law and order all day every day. She seriously thinks I am going to die every time I leave the house. She texts me every day to make sure I got home from work. If I tell her I am doing anything other than going straight home I sure as fuck better text her when I’m home or I will get a…

I love pumpkin pie. I love coffee. I do not love pumpkin spice lattes. They taste like burnt cinnamon to me. Nothing like actual pumpkin. Why do people go nuts for these?

This looks so gross it actually makes me want to throw up. I can’t believe anyone would want to drink this, much less believe it is good for them. Ugh.

Dang this bear is super ugly I got a limited edition Star Wars build a bear a couple years ago and he was way more tactful. Just a pretty normal blue bear with a cool little logo/picture on one paw. This thing is a monstrosity.

Sometimes I order these and then request a top bread on the side. This always pisses the waiter off but make my meal infinitely more eatable.

What is wrong with these poor souls?

What if I just generally don't like sandwich bread? Tortillas are better. Also acceptable - lettuce wraps or sandwiches on bagels.

I just posted all these feels. I am a woman and nothing turns me into a rage monster like being stuck in an overly warm office.

Who the fuck wants their office to be 78 degrees?? You can put on a sweater if it's chilly but if it's hot you're just fucked. Please do not encourage them to turn the air off. - a woman who is always warm.

But does this mean they are going to update the Space Jam website? Because that would be a great tragedy. That site is a historical artifact.

I had a full screen box TV with a vcr but also a playstation hooked up to it until last year. My boyfriend finally shamed me into getting a real TV on Black Friday when he realized I couldn’t read the missions on my video games because of the small screen.

I hope my future daughter likes her hand me down dolls bc even $120 is pushing it

$200??? These dolls must have drastically increased in price since I was little. I remember saving for months to buy Josefina for about $80.

Samantha stuff was actually worth more a few years ago because she had been “archived” and wasn't available. She's back now so old Samantha's aren't as valuable. I know this because I was dirt poor a few years ago and considered selling my extensive Samantha collection but I didn't have the heart to do it. I'm a total…

When I was drunk at the bar a few weeks ago I tried to drink beer out of a bottle through a silly straw. It did not work and just made the beer foam up. This did not stop me from trying three more times that night because drunk logic. I’m still kind of disappointed about that.

My boss was RANTING the other day about what a mess his four year old’s hair is every morning and how he was going to make her CHOP IT OFF because he didn’t want to deal with it. I was so appalled at a poor little girl getting her hair chopped off without wanting to that I sat him down right there at happy hour and…

I can ONLY braid my own hair. Whenever I do someone else's it comes out all lose and terrible. So whenever someone asks me to braid their hair they never believe I can't do it and then I try and it looks awful. Children are the exception because they have small heads like the dolls I practiced on when I was a kid so I…

In his report, Finke also concludes that Burke couldn’t have been in a blackout because she was texting

I binge watched this over the weekend after your recommendation and no spoilers but the season ends on a cliffhanger and I was like YES MOAR ABS NEXT YEAR because I definitely thought this was a miniseries until this were clearly not being resolved in the last episode.