Same. My character would have been all over Dorian if I hadn't already seen that he was gay. I had a flicker of hope when I saw the flirt option but then I realized you can flirt with whoever you want and they may or may not be receptive which is actually awesome.

This seems like a good place to rant about my latest whore pill nightmare since everyone else in my life is tired of hearing it.

That little girl in the purple is a total hipster in the making.

The man is a Great American Hero. Respect.

My mom loves this stupid fucking commercial. She is a housewife in Middle America so I'm guessing that's what they were going for.

I had zero idea that was Jeremy Renner.

I once left one of these chat rooms open and that was the only time In my life I remember being grounded for more than a day. I think I was like a month and then probation. I can't even imagine how my parents would react to this level of insanity.

I had never heard of this Smashburgers until this thread and those fries sound INCREDIBLE. I thought there must not be any near by since I hadn't heard of it but Google tells me there is one within 100 miles of me and it's 10 minutes from my house. So I guess my dinner plans are set for tomorrow. Sorry diet.

There is a Five Guys literally across the street from my apartment. It's good that I'm moving soon because I have zero self control. Five Guys is the best.

I do this all the time and so does my roommate. Bangs get gross before hair.

Every day but I only wash my hair 2-3 times a week so some days it's just a 2 minute water rinse. It's part of my nightly routine so if I get in bed without doing it I feel all out of whack.

I believe you. That salted concoction they had at Starbucks over the holidays was magical. MAGICAL.

I got an email from Starbucks "announcing" this yesterday and my reaction was pretty much - idk what this is, but I would feel like a huge douchebag ordering it.

When did the beard happen??? I fully support whatever life decision lead to that beard.

I like to look at him with my eyes.

Jesus. I love these movies and Guardians of the Galaxy was one of my favorites of 2014 but this sounds like some straight Magic School Bus shit. I am having a really hard time getting on board with this concept. I definitely need a trailer for this movie to understand how it could possibly be not ridiculous.

I somehow convinced my dad to take me to see titanic in theaters when I was 9. He had seen it once already with my mom. He got through the boobies ok but when the car sex scene came up he was like TIME TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. I was having none of it and sat defiantly through the whole thing. I think he is still…

My mother had a card with a drawing of Jesus on it that said "Would Jesus watch this program with you?" that sat above our tv for 20 years until someone knocked it off and the dog destroyed it. She used to come in and just tap the sign whenever she thought we were watching something inappropriate. Which was basically…

Uh what? I use public restrooms in department stores, gas stations, etc all the time without buying anything. I've only really seen restaurants be weird about the "must be customer" thing and even then I've asked politely before and they let me. I'm sorry you're town is so bathroom crabby but I wouldn't generalize…

The first time I saw the preview for this movie I was in a theater in St. Louis and we were in the middle of the Mike Brown protests. I want to say it was September sometime. The tension in the theater was palpable. We all knew everything happening on that screen was way too close to exactly what was happening…