Every outfit in this picture is the worst and I love it a lot.

So this study is qualifying success by fancy degrees and money? By that measure my younger sister is WAY more successful. But I have managed to get people to pay me to tweet cats. So I am calling that a success.

I made it through all the poop and pee stories just fine but this one made me actually gag at my desk. I think this is one of the grossest things I have heard in my entire life. And I'm friends with nurses.

I was going to write something really profound about how why these games mean so much to me, but I'm too excited by all these images so all I've got is this :

This would be great if my power button had worked for more than a month after I got my phone :\

I had this exact same reaction when this article was going around Facebook last week. People were so freaking excited and I could not comprehend how they hadn't figured this out yet.

I've done that too. Chrome incognito tab ftw.

No matter how many times my boyfriend insists he "DOES NOT CARE. DO WHAT YOU WANT WITH YOUR OWN PUBES" these articles still leave me in a tizzy. Are my pubes stylish? I don't know. Perhaps we should organize a Vogue for pubes so we all know once and for all what is and isn't in the in look of the moment.

I was a virgin until I was 23. I just didn't meet anyone that I actually wanted to have sex until then. I felt like a total freak about it. Mostly because I had dated a few guys in college who knew I was a virgin and would say things like "I won't have sex with you because I don't want to take your virginity. It's too…

Wait - are they making smores with cookies? Is this a thing people do? Is this an acceptable substitute for graham crackers?!?!