Why are you trying to make this about you and your preferences. People can define themselves however they so choose. And you’re confusing gender identity with biological sex.

I choose to believe no woman has ever been able to bring themselves to do it for him. Nope nope nope nope.

I’m sure Ricky Gervais woke up this morning, cried tears of pure joy, and rewrote a good 3rd of his jokes for the Golden Globes. Get ready for some super awkward reaction shots.

I don’t like thinking the worst in people, but with Penn he makes it so damn easy. I’m pretty sure the his charity work also has a lot of overlap with the maintenance of his ego. Of course a guy so self-important enjoys feeling like he’s doing something important.

For an actress that famously has no time for pretentiousness, I’m still amazed that Charlize Theron deigned to spend even 5 minutes off-set in the general vicinity of his self-serious potato of a man, let alone date him.
He always looked like some poorly washed barman she’d just asked to quickly hold her bag for a…

A friend once described him to me as looking like someone had sharpied a face on a deflating birthday balloon and I didn’t feel bad for laughing, because he’s also a massive twat.

The article is satire, friend.

Staying in character 100% of your time on set doesn’t equal dedication to the craft. It equals pretensious douche that doesn’t care about the atmosphere they create for their co-stars and the rest of the team. I can’t imagine how annoying it must be to have to spend 6-8 months 12 hours a day around someone like that.

The show runners might not even be aware they’re doing it, but they *are* doing it. The sheer amount of graphic rape scenes that occur on the show and every single one of them is against an attractive woman. No men, ever. No old or unattractive people, ever. So if the show-runners are going to defend the idea that…

So they’re mad that their Game of Thrones attractive young women rape is going to be taken away/toned down? Why does that not shock me.

It’s interesting that this supposedly gritty and real world where terrible things happen every day only ever depicts rape against pretty young women though, isn’t it? There is absolutely no reason why rape wouldn’t be committed against men, or the unattractive or the old in this world as well, but I think we know why…

Sophie Turner is certainly permitted a difference of opinion, but she’s a very young woman and living a very sheltered life, who has very obviously never experience anything similar herself if she can easily describe it as jokingly “great, but, like, messed up too, which is why it’s great”.
From her point of view as an…

Good for Reece for getting more into producing and more women behind the camera as well as in front etc etc etc, but god these divorce ‘comedies’ all sound like they’re going to be joyless drains.
And how is this a dynamic not seen on the air already? Nearly all the tv show married couples I can think of should have…

Carol was so unbelievably gorgeous a movie. It looked like a dreamy faded old photograph and was just about the most romantic thing ever. I have a never ending love for Cate Blanchett which may have biased me a little, but the movie is full of her looking like she just stepped off the set of some Golden Age Hollywood…

And when it comes to douchebro standards, we usually mean the standards for their iphone wallpaper, because in real life you know these men wouldn’t be able to even form a coherent sentence if a woman like Kate Hudson or Reece Witherspoon so much as asked them for the time.

If he is ‘youngish’ then he has been through some seriously rough terrain on that mileage. Yeesh. That he has the ego to think someone like Amy Schumer, all curvy and blonde, would even care to glance in his general direction as she passed him in the street is pretty incredible.

This guy is quickly becoming my favourite thing to see pop up in articles from time to time, because I know the reason for that will be another of his purple prose stuffed articles, so wordy and pretentious it borders on parody, has done the rounds online for all the wrong reasons.