And when it comes to douchebro standards, we usually mean the standards for their iphone wallpaper, because in real life you know these men wouldn’t be able to even form a coherent sentence if a woman like Kate Hudson or Reece Witherspoon so much as asked them for the time.

If he is ‘youngish’ then he has been through some seriously rough terrain on that mileage. Yeesh. That he has the ego to think someone like Amy Schumer, all curvy and blonde, would even care to glance in his general direction as she passed him in the street is pretty incredible.

This guy is quickly becoming my favourite thing to see pop up in articles from time to time, because I know the reason for that will be another of his purple prose stuffed articles, so wordy and pretentious it borders on parody, has done the rounds online for all the wrong reasons.