It’s so great to support the bros for once. You go on every other social media and it’s just girl hyping each other up, and us bros never fully get a chance to do the same. This could be due to the social norm that bros don’t compliment other bros, but that’s why I think this app is life changing. I am now able to…

Shields prompted her followers to “explain that supporting Trump does not make you racist”

Armageddon my foot, this is a full-fledged rip-off of a far superior work of 90s entertainment:

I know I speak for the entire AV Club when I say we are all SO sorry that you had to find out this way, seeing how close you were. Condolences.

I’m having fun imagining the casting sheet got mixed up and nobody noticed, so somewhere there’s a mismatch buddy-cop comedy with a sarcastic hard-charger and a slobby doofus being shot with, like, Jake Busey and Thomas Jane.

Anybody who ever watched Jay Cutler play football, saw his demeanor on the sidelines, or saw how he handled being asked the most innocuous questions by the media would assume that Jay would be about as fun and supportive a husband as being married to a washcloth.

Imagine how much worse it would’ve been had Blink-182 shown up.

I thought the same damn thing. Also I hate cringey shit so I only watched the video once, but she... that’s not a kind camera angle / lighting combo.

Almost like she wasn’t supposed to be the subject of the shot.

I legit thought it was some sorta ‘Blindside’ situation and that was his adopted mom. She’s an old looking 20 something 

I thought that was his Mom also and I was wondering “ why is his Mom hugging him an issue?” Lol! He needs a girl that can’t pass for his Mom.

This is why it is important to read the comments AND the story - thank you for your post.  I did not understand because I thought it was his mom too until the last few seconds.  Wow she totally scammed in on that video.  Holy crap.  Love momma’s shake of the hand saying...nooooo girl btfu

I honest to God thought maybe it was an adoptive mom or something and couldn’t understand the immediate backlash.  I kinda still don’t.  CeeDee already said the reason he took the phone from her was because his agent was facetiming him the same time the Cowboys we’re calling and he didn’t want to interrupt Jerry…

You’re not only one...I thought it was a friend of his mother’s....oh...and I’m high too.

I thought she was supposed to be his mom at first and was really confused. 

That’s a lot of words to say “I am a sexist pig.”

I wonder why French would make such a ridiculous statement? Let’s look at his work and see if there’s an explanation for such wild exaggeration:

This is a temporary measure meant to protect retail workers. Let it be.

Congratulations. You played yourself.
No matter how you cut it; it was a joke, it was serious but they wanted to plot twist a way to save face, Inception. It doesn’t matter. They look like donks. They have successfully rendered themselves post-pandemic irrelevant and I couldn’t care less if their next album goes double…

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