More than she got from you.

The only thing I got from your Aunt was VD

Sweet. Now I can just get the password from an aunt. Which aunt? Any aunt.

Dear Dr. NerdLove:

Fucking undecided voters, the nation's paste eaters.

“This statement really is owned by the entire organization,” Sehgal said. “This team needs to wear this statement. We screwed up. And we’re going to own it as a team. We’re going to share responsibility for it and we’re not going to point fingers at any one person. We’re going to own it as a team. And that’s the right…

It seems a little weird to have an article about a performer being erased from videos that doesn’t include a picture of the performer?

This is a seriously awesome take after reading an article which directly explains the harm caused by the performers real names being public. Although, apparently the deranged people that target them are not at fault, it is on them for choosing that profession in the first place.

I'm fine with the ending of T2 being THE ENDING.

The bad news is, it’s almost time to start seeing previews for next summer’s blockbusters, every one of them with a slowed-down pop song intro. Ah, I can hear the piano tinkle notes now . . . “I’m . . . walking on . . . sunshine . . . whoah . . . “

Yeah, this comes as no surprise. Rolling Stone is like 0/20 in terms of their “Top 100 _______ of All Time” lists. (Spoiler: Kurt Cobain was highly over-rated in the “Top 100 Guitarists of All Time” list, with his 3 chord guitar playing on that one, as well!)

That’s like a normal person giving 1 cent to a homeless guy.

“Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination...”

Nah, I responded by signing the contract for my fourth book. 

The Gang Finds the Real Killers

“Kellie-Jay Keen-Minshull (better known as her pseudonym Posie Parker”

but you seem to be putting a lot of your own expectations and beliefs on my relationship in this discussion.

I really struggle to understand how someone riding a scooter turns into a situation where you need to shoot them.

How about, what level of trust do you have that your going through your loved ones phone history?  I’ve been married over 30 years and can honestly say I’ve never once looked at any history on my wife’s phone.  We share our locations with each other so if something happens or your looking for them you can but beyond…

I do kind of empathize with Jamil here. Like her I’m working my way backwards through history and my “Willy Brandt’s handling of the Guillame scandal cemented his place as Germany’s worst ever Chancellor” tweet isn’t holding up as well as I’d hoped.