this is a cool and normal thing to be worried about 

old white men gonna old white men. 

Just retire, Joe.

Shut the whole, entire fuck up, troll.

I think you have the wrong article here champ.

Sometimes it’s important to be looking for the puns you really didn’t want to make.

I was talking to my friend this morning and I said a Biden vs. Trump general election would be “allowing republicans and people who are essentially republicans but don’t like how Trump acts to decide the election by watching the two candidates turn a big dial that says ‘racism’ and telling them when to stop with their…

It surprised me, but maybe he just believed that in this life, things are much harder than in the afterworld, so if the elevator brings him down, the survivors can go crazy

If any team had blown a 3-1 lead, I think I’d have heard about it 

Yes. Let’s focus on the SINGLE wrong call of the entire playoff series. Or if you insist on focusing on this call, let’s focus on the game 2 goalie interference call that took a goal away and the game for the sharks. So you can have your 2 minute cross checking minor penalty, and I’ll say the sharks won in 6. Deal?…

In only their second season! Some teams wait decades to finally get screwed in the playoffs.

There is an argument to be made about suppressing the right to vote for people currently in jails and prisons: we don’t ever accord rights absolutely, and they are subject to reasonable restriction (take note, gun nuts). Even First Amendment rights are frequently subject to time, place and manner restrictions (take…

Once again, Libby demonstrates that she is completely out of her depth. This is what happens if we try impeachment:

If you are going to post your joke on a free public platform like Twitter, you clearly don’t think your joke has monetary value

Jay Cutler played football like all he wanted to do was play in marching band but his dad made him do football for his PE credit instead.

“sucking harder than he’s ever sucked”

Naw. Pelosi’s not coming for anyone.

Then I wanna fuck everyone’s grandma.

Frank Stallone.

Hey, just a heads up, you compared a magnolia tree to a bud light commercial so you may want to check in with a doctor.