Personally, I’m very skeptical about the source of Bobby’s doctorate. 

The event producer who almost blew a guy for the Evian water in the Netflix doc...he’s like ::googly eyes:: “Billy just seemed like he could do anything.”

Right, as someone who produces music festivals that are smaller than this, we start planning a year in advance, rigorously. To think you could pull something like this off with little to no infrastructure just by continuing to throw money (or the appearance of money) at it is the ultimate audacity.

This is what I think of when I hear “boat shoes,” but then again, I am old:

I can wait to see the three documentaries about all the drama about these two documentaries.

“You’re talking about all women being invited to that march? I am pro-life, we were not invited. We were not allowed at that march.”

Yes, the manager fucked up but what about the cop writing the warnings? Seriously? The receipts are likely timestamped and every grocery store I’ve been in over the past twenty some odd years has video surveillance of every register. You can review the tape and watch them buying the goddamned snacks. Where’s the…

No fucking way! I couldn’t see how a family of dynastic wealth on any side of the aisle would want to keep that wealth passed down between generations in larger numbers, could you?

But don’t worry, we’re quickly at work to decide just how bad of a loss this was for Democrats via the progressive angle.

The ultimate humiliation for any ball player is knowing that James Harden dropped a 3 on you without travelling.

James Gunn:

I now really want to know how apprentice firefighters work in Kevin Hart's mind. Before someone shows them the "correct"method, are they just tossing gasoline on fires or what? 

Man, I really hope a lot of people share their opinion on how they don’t like Amy Schumer, and then go on to justify it by making a (short) list of female comedians they do like.

Is this a good time to raise the issue of how famous she seems to be for relatively little prominent work? As best as I can tell, she somehow became a household name earlier this year after a part in one ensemble movie last year and now it’s like, of course, Tiffany Haddish should host the Oscars. I’m not…

In a state of confusion, she did the right thing and all she really could do and called the medic up there. Continuing singing is kind of silly, but I’m sure she was frazzled and fell into the show-must-go-on mentality.

Hey now don't forget Dr. Oz.

This guy gets it

Does any of this land on Dr. Phil?

Nathan Peterman thinks the Hot Pockets company is really neglecting its dessert potential.

Nathan Peterman likes how copier paper feels on his skin.