just when you thought NASCAR couldn’t get any weaker from a real driving POV, this chump comes along and shows that it can.

the key clause is “we don’t want government to mandate when we have to have it and when we don’t,” which is her way of saying that she opposes birth control coverage being required as part of health insurance - that’s what Hobby Lobby won at the Supreme Court.

now explain kevin smith, who is worse on every measurable level.

Hey smart guys replying to this: Is MS terminal? I have it on pretty good authority that it’s not.

you mixed Bill and Frank up several times

When they were having the conversation in the living room after Frank announced it would be his last day and Bill started crying, oof. I did too. That was incredible.

Maybe the game and show makers did not want to feed into the insane conspiracy theories that real people hold in this world.

Frank eventually becomes debilitated by a terminal illness

twitch is porn. so is asmr

I get ads on a local TV station for this reboot of You Bet Your Life with Leno. It was only I after I checked YouTube that I realized that this thing is in its second season (it’s daytime and late-night syndicated filler).

that deal might be coming to an end ...

please name one good Steven Seagal movie made after “Under Siege,” we’ll wait

Sasha Grey is a professional actor

I wanted her to be passable, and she ... never was.

woo yeah, women have won THREE oscars in 95 years, quit bitching and make you a sandwich, amirite?

“That thing that looked very much like a kiss is basically the same as this thjng that very much does not look like a kiss! If you ignore what the people maikng the show have said about it and the obvious visual, it all makes perfect sense!”

You’re getting Nick Offerman if you stay until next week.

ok, enjoy the 498th season of CISNCISwhateverthefuck

lol I think you meant to put Rebel Wilson in the “middling actors who host reality shows” category instead of the “biggest stars in the world” category

business class airfare, first-class ground transportation, and first-class accommodations