What you SHOULD be writing about is MLB cozying up racist-ass Barstool Sports and their racist-ass boss.

Wow, you sure made a fun reference to domestic abuse with the “Eat the cake, Anna Mae” line.

In an exclusive interview with the Daily Mail

jesus christ, the kind of person who would do this. narcissism in the extreme.

If the videos aren’t real, the message still is:

This is a video about a cop who is plainly unfit for their job. This fucking asshole LAYING ON TOP OF A TEENAGE GIRL WITH HIS WHOLE BODY. 

this must be a fun read for some musician out there who hasn’t been able to use their parents’ money to gain infamy for their awfulness, then re-emerge 10 years later and use a bunch of thot pictures and “remember her?” to get even more pub

Seriously, read up on when and how to use “allegedly.” This ain’t it.

This may help you understand:

hahahaha it’s cute that you think that’s possible, capitalism is grinding humans into dust and only the rich will be able to retire soon

I mean, sure. Good luck. The forces gathering in favor of white supremacy and against democracy seem like a bigger issue, and conservatives will absolutely lose their minds at this suggestion, but sure, go for it, Macy.

So basically Kyle Mooney had it EXACTLY right.

“Gay panic gay panic gay panic gay panic. Gay panic, gay panic gay panic gay panic gay panic. Gay panic.” -- Anthony Mackie

how nice that a child of privilege is continuing to get the attention she so desperately craves by becoming an instagram thot who also puts out music

that dude put up a statement on the plantation website and it is a humdinger.

psst, when you say “Chinese Communist Party,” it tips us off that you’re just a racist reactionary

Jesus fuck, are people in other parts of the world still not aware that Trump was a catastrophic failure as president and a traitor who tried to overturn a fair and legal election?

Thank goodness she ultimately learned that you should not privately message a minor in order to tell her to kill herself.

Are they really this jacked up on power and adrenaline to think it’s a good idea to PIT a car that’s moving slowly and obviously has acknowledged their existence?

fucking pig should be up on attempted murder charges