I'm not a PC gamer, so I can't help, but this is a pretty thorough review.

The Old Sunken King on the other hand can bite the big one. The Gank Squad can go fuck themselves.

I have placed a cannon (you get it in a Minutemen quest) in each of my settlements and called airstrikes during one of the main story line missions. Saved my bacon.

Here's what Xur's sellin'! BTW, Xur reminds me so much of the merchant in Resident Evil 4.

You could use the voice recorder on your phone and leave messages for yourself a la Agent Cooper from Twin Peaks.

I'm assuming Skyrim would get an F?

"Enchanters" is a beautiful song. The rest I could take them or leave them.

Keep us (me) updated on what you think of Zestria. I loved Symphonia and haven't played any of the other games in the series, so some input would be great.

That monster would stand no chance against me.

My condolences, DL. That is awful.

I use "whacked out poo-brain" to describe people way too much.

Good point. Souls games have trained me to shrug when I die, instead of flipping out. I might do some Crucible, but I am not that consistent with headshots to do much damage. I guess that's why you have rocket launchers, though.

I agree with all of those words. The moment you realize you can't erase makes it so much better.

I didn't think that's what it looked like, but now that is all I will think of when I think of Orphan of Kos. Thanks.

Did you wind up smiting the Orphan of Kos?

Watch out for DrFlimFlam:disqus, he smoked me in a bunch of races in the December tourney.

Exploding Kittens may not anchor your game night, but it is easy to play while drunk. So there's that.

You should get the Jackbox Party Pack. Drawful is a great party game!*

I think I will be playing Destiny from now until Dark Souls 3 and Uncharted 4 comes out. I am completely addicted to this game and since I've found some Gamelogirinos to team up with (thanks BarryBillericay and Venerable Monk) the game is even more fun due to jolly cooperation! Hell, I might even try PvE!*

Your friend is a fink!