Joe Buck needs to shave, that beard is awful.

The mimics in Dark Souls bothered me so much, you bet your ass I hit every chest in Bloodborne before opening it.

Lakitu's aim with spiky shells is friggin' deadly!

Their twitching is was got me. Fuck those things!

The quest in Skyrim where you get hammered and get engaged to a hagraven is entertaining, though.

I need to give Eldritch a shot!

Are we talking King Boo or the Super Mario Bros 3 Boos? The latter are more menacing with big, sharp, pointy teeth!

Underwater levels in video games are the worst.

If they were giant centipedes, I'd be up on the counter with you. Nothing should have that many legs.

Russ Effect is cracking me up! Keep up the good work. I have to ask, what's your beef with Tali?

Trespasser is the best of the bunch. The other ones are only there for better schematics and loot.

I will be continuing my pretty successful run in XCOM: Enemy Within this weekend im between Halloween related activities.

I think it looks like a Carey Mulligan/Michelle Williams/Adelaide Clemens hyrbid* more than Jennifer Lawrence.

The graphics look amazing! I can't wait to see how teeth-brushing physics have come along in the past 5 years!

No problem! It took me a while to figure out there was a second vendor in the Hunter's Dream (you need at least 10 insight in order to access it). When it comes to getting loot to just survive in Souls games, I have no problem whatsoever in using guides (especially if I get invaded and someone kills me with a…

Damn skip!

Ask and ye shall receive.

Exactly. I never would've figured out how to get back to the Undead Asylum, if it wasn't for Dark Souls Wiki.

I had a hell of a time with the Blood-Starved Beast my first time, to the point where I almost rage quit. It was satisfying facing it again in NG+ and annihilating it on the first try with leveled up weapons and good (and stylish!) gear.

As Micolash says: "Grant us eyes!"