You could go into fantasy football with no knowledge of the game and players and still get first place. I say do it! It'll be moderately fun for you, but the camaraderie will be excellent. Right now we have myself, Naked Snake, DrFlimFlam, Duwease, Trumpkin, The Kappa, and Smilner. Join us!

I enjoyed playing as an Elf, as well. It adds another layer to the story, especially when you go to the Emerald Graves and Exalted Plains. Decent DLC is alright, so you're not missing much by waiting. The good thing about Witcher 3 is all of the DLC is free, at least right now. I'm not sure if this deal is still…

Final Fantasy Tactics is the big one for me. For more modern games, I could probably play Dark Souls 1 & 2 blindfolded, at this point.

How far into NG+ are you? I just completed the wraith well quest, so I am at the very beginning. Also, how weird is the weirdness you're talking about?

I think you're right about the connection. In a universe that crazy, most people will attach themselves to some kind of link.

I download the final free DLC for The Witcher 3 and have dove into NG+. It's good to see the combat feel like s challenge, again. One oddity is that two swords I needed to be level 37 to use (Harpy and something else) jumped up to level 67 for their requirement. I have no idea why. I'll be curious to see if there are…

KimJongSkillz just made me choke on my coffee.

Also banned is the woman scientist, since she is the same height as Oddjob for some reason.

This. This is the truth.

Getting to Ornstein & Smough would mean they'd have to get past the Capra Demon and that ain't happening.

"all existence is meaningless and God has abandoned me" variety.

No one looks at a Styrofoam cup and thinks "martini".

Go on…

The worst part was it triggered the finishing kill animation. So I grabbed him and he pleaded with me to stop, before I lobbed his head off with my dual blades.

I was more upset when a Falmer killed my dog than I was when Lydia was killed by a bear. Friggin' Falmer.

I'm pretending to work.

I usually fly solo in those games, too. Especially after Erik the Slayer joined me and got killed in a Dwemer ruin… by me accidentally decapitating him.

Reminds me of my first marriage. It's 10:17 AM and you made me want to start drinking. Well done.

I hate that I know who this is.

Humans are the worst.