snazzlenuts
snazzlenuts
snazzlenuts

Yelling at Kelly Chambers for betraying us in Mass Effect 3, then learning that she killed herself as a result. I'm a jerk.

Is that worse than when you handed over Fenris to his former master?

They'd just dole out purple nurples.

Only if acid is mixed in with the water and the molarity is strong enough to still burn your skin. Then it stings like the dickens!

Well, I now know "woah" is to be used in any sentence that contains the name "Hitler".

That is HARSH!! Please say you don't flick water at the possessed person, while saying those prayers, too. I'd rather be electrocuted.

Oh, shit, you're right! I forgot it was spelled that way. Here I was trying to be grammatically correct. Silly me, this is the internet!

Thanks for the dragon advice! The weapons degrade, I think, at the same pace, but repair themselves at bonfires now (unless they did in the original version, too). I haven't paid attention, but I will make note of it. There are FOUR Pursurers in Lost Bastille?! I found two, but that is ridiculous.

I think the creators of Time Twist deserve a great big "Whoa there, Hitler!"

I have not dual-wielded, but I'm in the same boat, I'd be garbage. I prefer to shoot things in the face with soul arrows.

Even if you do not fight Kalameet, at the other side of the arena, under the waterfall, is a titanite slab in a chest. If you don't want to fight him, grab that, then use a homeward bone to cut out of there.

B-but throwing a lightning spear in someone's face is so much fun!

I jumped straight into Dark Souls without ever playing a game like it, either, and I HATED the experience. The game went unplayed for months because the experience was awful. I tried it again, as a different class (sorcerer) and the game just clicked. I still die a lot, but it is something I have mostly accepted. …

Hell yeah it is!

Just keep in mind, the closer you are to him, the less likely he is to use the shotgun*.

I forgot about the Grym Greatshield. Not too helpful for my sorcerer, but that's what Soul Vessels are for.

Ugh, that move hosed me several times. However, if you kill the Chikage dude you get an awesome rune that makes you recover stamina a lot faster. In this game, stamina regeneration is HUGE! You can do it!

Sorry, Hunter's Black Bow is the Dark Souls 2 name. In Dark Souls it is the Black Bow of Pharis. You can get it in Darkroot Garden (after using the Crest of Artorias), by killing the archer. It has an S scaling with dex, before you even upgrade it.

Holy shit, they had Bad Dudes?! Now, that is a game that I would actually spend quarters on.