That was pretty good.

I'll see you that Bears fan and raise you this one. Way to represent.

Why do you care? The Pats won, regardless.

I think that was the point. Besides, could you imagine any car other than a Smartcar being used as the Gameologicar? The second one is cool, but not charming.

Aw, man, now I want all three of those things!

Humans are the worst.

Love this article! It's right up there with reviews of Skyrim's inns.

That's no fun. You need to be dazed, after getting hit by a ball.

Foam balls would make a lot more sense. We normally used these red, rubber balls about the size of a basketball (or if your school had budget cuts actual basketballs) that were easy to throw and caused internal bleeding. Still love that game, though.

I read that as "crotch button" instead of "crouch button" and thought "Well, that's a weird design choice…" I'll leave it up to the masses to decide what a crotch button does, since I obviously need more coffee.

Foam balls? So, you didn't play dodgeball with basketballs? Maybe my gym teacher was a sadist.

I was kind of hoping Teti would review this game, but I will gladly take a sarcastic Drew Toal review, any day.

I would totally play a game where you are a dinosaur that assassinates things. I'm picturing a raptor John Wilkes Booth holding a derringer in its little clawed hand, shooting a triceratops Abraham Lincoln (that dino would look great in a stovepipe hat). All of the dialogue would have to be in dinosaur…

I want that girl's Kaneda jacket, badly.

Yeah, making them just as ruthless as the establishment was disappointing.

You can access the first one probably about 20 hours in. Don't quote me on that, though,

Nice! I might have to check that out.

I haven't played DA2, yet, but Freddie Prinze, Jr., does a Scottish accent? My wife is swooning!

I got a mention!!

No one is fucking anyone because those lines would never work?