A Pro-Bending game would get all of my moneys.

I feel like I'm looking at some bizarro AV Club, where Taylor Swift gets a B+ and Neko Case gets a C. What is going on?

I was thinking more of a wooden bucket with a rope handle, not the dude that shreds on guitar.

Mostly rabbit-pulled sled scenes.

I don't think we need a story on how he got a safe put on his head. I imagine it won't be an FPS, right?

Apparently. Maybe the creators thought "safe head" meant "protected from harm head"? Who am I kidding, there is no excuse to calling that character "box head".

And it's not a box.

I'm not sure, but that may, MAY be more unwieldy than the barb-wired safe head.

I laughed at that way harder than I should've. Well done!

Like a tiny clown that is in a head-sized iron lung or a regular-sized clown in an actual-sized iron lung?

Still more logical than a safe.

Great variation on wearing a jack-o-lantern for a hat.

Alright, Gameologirinos,besides the classic burlap sack and giant cone helmet, what would be a better suggestion for video game bad guy headgear, than a barb-wire wrapped safe? My suggestion would be a bucket.

No sense at all. First of all, safes are heavy. Second, I'm sure you cannot hear well with one on your head, so sneaking past the dude shouldn't be a problem. Safe head must have crazy strong neck muscles, though.

I like how it's barb-wired shut, too, like the guy would know how to open the safe, while he's wearing it on his friggin' head.

I'm sure the "insurance adjustor" part of it will play a bigger role. Maybe you'll get messages from the sailors families asking for compensation and based off of the evidence you find, you get to pay out or deny claims?

Good to know, thanks.

Amazing article! Now I want to play this, badly. My question is are all of the Persona games standalones, like the Final Fantasy Series or do you have to start from the beginning?

Do you mean Sten? I think he'd be pretty vanilla and question anything outside his realm of knowledge.

Meh, it's deserved. He may be a civilized troll, but he's a troll nonetheless. That's almost as irritating as a normal troll.