We were equally scared, when it happened. My arms flailing and "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!" produced one of the puffiest cat tails you've ever seen.

How was No More Heroes? I always hesitated picking that up and feel like I made a mistake not doing so.

It was during the World War I storyline. Investigating the catherdral/field hospital was not fun. Facing zombies, seeing the walls bleed, and walking into a room and having my head fall off was bad enough, but then my cat jumped on my shoulders and I about crapped my pants.

The bathtub scene is one of the best moments in Eternal Darkness. Also, I will admit that I unplugged my controller, after the game told me it wasn't connected. Eternal Darkness is a wacky prankster!

Speaking of "high", this is not a game you want to play while in that state. Trust me.

Being a Bears fan, I've seen Culter run for his life enough to know that having a crappy O-line means you will play poorly.

I will never be a dirty Sox fan. No offense.

I think I just shit myself!

*Kane drinks beer, beats up cab driver*

I hear you, but my Cubs haven't been to the World Series since 1945. The Padres didn't even exist then. As far as the Chargers go, this is frightening:

I know! I still proudly wear my Mike Brown jersey. Right now, I just wish the offense would play more than one half of a game.

Yes, I should've specified: I hate being a Bears fan and a Cubs fan.

I hate being a Chicago sports fan.

Since you mentioned you're a Pats fan, I have to ask: Is Brady done? If he continues to play this poorly, do you think Jimmy G will be serious competition to start?

You're right, I'm ashamed. I will seek penance by reading all of the Carmen Esposito-related articles on this site.

They're probably better than Dawes.

I'm just picturing Monty Python & the Holy Grail.

Why does a bunny in a Souls game frighten me?

From would not have to work very hard to make a game more cheerful and any of the Souls games.

Great article and welcome back Drew! I've been wondering when we'd get another piece from him.