I say that’s a pretty solid guess. They've been an also ran for so long I don't even know what they sell now. For a minute there, they had the gorgeous XJ, the beautiful XF, the F type. If nothing else their styling was top notch. And they did have some pretty ballsy engines. What happened? 

Morons don’t have money? How quaint of a worldview.

When it gets below $25k, you can get a $4000 tax credit!!!!!

I had no idea these weren’t just Jeeps. <shrug>

Seems clear the Jeep brand just got over their skis on this initiative.

Don’t listen to them. Picking 2 manual cars is dumb.

That’s two of the same car.

The Mazda is an automatic and the E30 is manual. I was once a manual transmission or die disciple, but even in NC there’s heavy stop-go traffic on the daily commute where I am, so I decided that an auto was the best way to go and I haven’t regretted that decision. Things change and since 2020 I’ve been working from…

Or, you wouldn’t know a metaphor if it smacked you in the face with its tiny penis.

Big truck = Small Penis.

Party of law and order.

This one’s son can’t seem to stay out of trouble. And moving districts isn’t going to help.

My personal experience is that more than half the aggressive drivers I see out there on the road are driving full-size pickup trucks and the more the mods, the more the drive aggression. If I am being tailgated in the center or right lane in heavy traffic, I almost always expect to see nothing but the huge-ass grill…

A friend’s teenager once printed up 100 static-cling decals (this is important as there was no possible way he was vandalizing or damaging property). They were matte charcoal grey so they blended into dark colours really nicely. They said “I have a tiny wiener”. He stuck them to brodozer trucks, just below the rear…

Exact, it’s metaphorical. Driving a brodozer clearly shows you are seeking attention/validation, which is often a sign of poor self-esteem/insecurity.

Couple that with the fact that a lot of lifted and ridiculously modded truck drivers(I’m tempted to go with most, but I’ve restrained myself from being too hyperbolic), are total assholes.  Just watch their behavior on and off the road and you’ll have plenty of empirical evidence to back it up.  

No fair burying rules in parentheticals several sentences in! You know we can’t be bothered to read things!

:::Channels FancyKristen:::

Re: pickup drivers. Saying someone has small dick energy doesn’t actually mean you believe them to have a smaller anatomy. It’s a euphemism for insecurity. Maybe its outdated and body shaming, yes, but the underlying message is about insecurity.
We have evidence to suggest folks who buy pickup trucks and large SUVs wer…

Sounds like R4ndyD4ndy has a small penis.