Way to fuck up a redemption Nintendo. Button press attacks are vastly preferred even back when this came out on WII a decade ago.

I found out that in this weather we’ve been having, my CX-5 AWD Turbo slides gracefully. Turning on ‘Off-Road Assist Mode’ AKA less intrusive DSC, allows it do controllable 4 wheel drifts like I never thought a CUV could. All without the DSC wanting to kill you. It does still kick in at higher slip angles, but I’ll…

Honestly, I wouldn’t mind being falsely imprisoned by a car dealership knowing I can get $100,000 from a settlement. In fact, I welcome it. And many, many lawyers welcome it as well.

Planned obsolescence.

Boo hoo.

I hate Mayweather because he’s a piece of shit. But I hate Paul more because he’s an even bigger piece of shit, with many more years of being a piece of shit to go.

What do high profile felons do when they’re out on bail? Are they just hiding in hopes that vigiliantes don’t recognize them?

Hey 2nd amendment nuts. This lady is the type of person you’re advocating to have guns. 

I solve bullying by giving them the ol’, “Hey fuckface! Stop being an asshole before I report you to HR.” Resting bitch face works when said bully is in the vicinity. No one wants to deal with people with RBF. If that doesn’t work, I dig up policies regarding conduct in the work place and email the supervisor, or the…

Wait, people actually used this button? I mistakenly press it thinking it’s the ‘Select’ button of the old days, and immediately close whatever god-awful screen it brings up. 

If I remember correctly, there’s that shitboxhoarder fellow who went overseas to add a shitbox van to his shitbox collection that’s probably going to sit on the yard of his rented house until the city tells him to get rid of it.

It’s a better looking Corolla than the Corolla.

You should just stick with a PS4 then. Pretty sure the overwhelming majority of gamers who got a PS5 wants to play PS5 games.

How Sony handles this cross-gen thing is irritating. No Sony, I do not want to download BOTH PS4 and PS5 versions of the same game on to my PS5. I honestly don’t even know WHY they’d even allow(or at least have multiple prompts) downloading the PS4 version of a PS5 game in to a PS5. There isn’t even an icon or…

PS+ cloud data save storage is a must. 

You da real MVP.

Ice Cube can still pull himself out of Cancel-Land just like 50 Cent by a single tweet.

Michael Jordan using his money to help others?!?!?! Holy crap! This IS 2020!

I sure do. Do you? Pretty sure you didn’t read it. It made no mention of Biden and Harris actually being in that bus so there is no mistake to correct.

Y’all Qaeda