Clearly the biggest lie here is that he has a friend.

I don't understand this one. It's just a John Boehner selfie on Instagram. How is that shade?

I thought the suit Tweet was a reference to the crazy hubub that happened the last time the President wore a very ugly tan suit. I mean, I like to think it's a burn on ol' Boner, but I doubt it.

I'm sorry, but the only way Chucky Boy saw an abortion performed, and wasn't there as a participant, is if he was the father. Maybe that's who his "med school friend" was, a girlfriend he knocked up and then went with her when she had the abortion. Not many clinics or doctors allow this, but there are a few.

YOUR FACE IS A MONSTROSITY

I know ediorial staff has nothing to do with ad placement/products but I find this hilarious

SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS

I think the one on the right is finally feeling shame and disgust for her actions. All joking aside, I taught high school for two years and I CANNOT fathom how anyone can look at these CHILDREN and leave all sense at the door. I don't care how adult they may look, they are kids and these women are monsters.

The violence is a turn off though, especially given the proximity of the human garbage truck that is T. Howard.

It would be cool if he also tackled racism in the gay community. But that's none of my business.

nah, the most punk rock thing ever was that girl in L7 taking out her tampon and throwing it in the crowd at Reading.

This show has it right now and Cookie is stealing every scene Lange style.

The Johnlock shippers on Tumblr (full disclosure, I'm inclined to think that is endgame, but if I'm wrong I'm going to be upset) all lost their shit a few weeks ago when someone pointed out that it was kind of creepy how obsessed they were with a fictional m/m ship while most of them were uncomfortable around IRL…

Coolest pres ever. If you don't want him anymore send him to europe. Thanks

I'm voting "not shade" on Lupita simply because I believe Lupita, like me, has no idea who the eff that other chick is, and no one is required to share their personal space and pose with a total stranger.

Money and Time.

Me too. And I take my daughters with me. At Christmas time we made gift bags with essentials and some high quality chocolate (because everyone should have the good stuff). That was my favourite act of do goodery and I was so excited on Christmas when I woke up and thought of the ladies getting their gifts.

NEIL GAIMAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY FALAFEL

Don't change a thing about yourself!*