snarkylicious1138
snarkylicious1138
snarkylicious1138

My business partner and I are in the tech industry (we're both founders and are women). We'll go to the huge conferences and all the other women (maybe 10% of the attendees) will be wearing super nice dresses and shoes. We don't own clothes like that, so we'll show up in collared shirts, black jeans, leather jackets,

Katniss Everdeen had already killed her first five teenagers by that age!

I made dis! :) Everything went perfectly. She is 7 pounds and 10 ounces of screaming, shitting, snotting awesomeness! Also, I love Percocet.

Or dating Lannisters.

Nope. There are far, far, FAR, too many important parameters to take into account.

I'm sorry, but did you honestly just try to compare making it from the "Middle Class" to trying to make it when your poor? There's a vast difference between not being able to buy everything you want, and not being sure if you're going to be able to feed your family tomorrow. The idea of even trying to make money

This is true in my experience. I wasn't really born well off, but I made the effort to go to college and get an education just to be greeted with crippling student loan debt and companies who underpay my position.

..and those who don't understand that addiction does not discriminate between classes or income brackets.

I dont know where you're living but my mom never drank nor smoked and we didnt have money for anything either. The "well they blew it all on smokes and booze!" excuse is an all-time favourite of those who dont want to think about how lesser fortunate have it.

Rednecks in the Attic instead of Flowers in the Attic.

Oh my God your life was Cruel Intentions for a minute.

"Hmm. Well, on one hand, he always takes the garbage out and he has great abs and we both love dogs, but, on the other hand, he's kind of fucking his sister a little bit. What should I do, internet?"

Well, I'm off to write personalized thank you notes to every guy I've ever dated, because, sure, some of them were selfish or stupid or controlling or still in love with their exes, but at least not a single one of them was a sisterfucker. And, for that, I am grateful.

Gurl. Do we have to tell you to dump a sister fucker?

I clicked on this article thinking a woman couldn't stop dating men that were sexing her sisters, which made me grateful to have awesome sisters. But then I read it and was just all like ewwwwwww.

And then I was grateful that I have only have sisters.

I was screaming this shit at my coworkers and friends all last week. A++ Would Star Again.

And I can't vote only on the issues that matter to me because this isn't a democracy

Yep. I don't give a shit if the Democrat I voted for won't get elected because I live in a "red" state. If everyone who was a Democrat showed up to vote, maybe my state wouldn't be so "red".

If every one of you nodding along to this would just show up and vote, we'd shock the hell out of them and maybe actually make a difference. And GTFO with your, "I don't vote because xyz" condescending snide bullshit. The midterms matter and you lot stayed home. AGAIN.

When I was in Europe, selling monogrammed thermoses, THEY would cook my steaks for me until it was tender, no matter how long it took. Americans are so lazy sometimes.