Find me a screenshot of Hanzo's formfitting codpiece and painted-on pants and we'll talk.

So who wants to start playing?

I'm sure the sniper's clenched buttocks and deep cleavage are essential to the game's story.

"Yo dude you paid the electricity bill last month right? *downs a jug of milk* Oh and you're out of milk."

Dat forward pelvic tilt... She's going to hurt herself

Yep, the Widowmaker pose is that typical comic book woman pose that somehow shows both her breasts and ass. What an abject failure of the Hawkeye test.

She needs more pouches!

Hi Samus, good to see you again.

Fucking spines, how do they work?

Or when she doesn't answer the phone. Sample voicemail: HELLO. ITS YOUR CHILD. I NEED TO KNOW IF IT'S OKAY TO EAT THIS MEATLOAF. CALL ME BACK IF YOU WANT TO KEEP ME ALIVE.

You heard it here first, folks: CSPAN (or someone calling in to CSPAN) is using their mighty media empire (psh) to manufacture a false flag attack against Republicans, because that seems reasonable.

Shut up, Oprah ;-)

Can't say I'm a stranger to the tone some use when they assume you're just some naive dumb kid when trying to explain something to you.

"cuz I wanted to have a kiss..." Well fuck. I want chocolate macarons to fall from the sky into my hands, but I know better than to ask for them.

"The world is full of unrealistic motherfuckers" - Marcellus Wallace, Pulp Fiction

I can pretty much guarantee that in an alternate universe where Barack Obama is the same exact personality with the same exact policies, speeches, mannerisms, and education, but is white and named "Steve Jones," the GOP didn't just take over the senate.

"Okay, I'm going to stop you there," the host said. "We're not going to use that kind of language publicly... You can certainly make your point, but you cross the line when you use language like that publicly."

actually it's about ethics in games journalism.

please, keep trying to explain to us how humor works

@morninggloria: Since when have these types cared about the sacred babies after they're born?